Segway cliff diving incident prompts calls to end dangerous sport
28 Sep
In a classic case of ‘too weird to be true therefore it must be so’, the owner of Segway has tragically died by – wait for it – riding his Segway off a cliff into a river.
Oh dear….
I wonder if someone will trot out the ‘that’s how he would have wanted to go’ line at his funeral (falling off a cliff into a river whilst riding a ‘personal transport device’? I doubt that factored into his plans!).
RIP crazy Segway dude. Roll on!

(on a serious note, Mr Helesden sounded like a decent bloke, giving plenty back to charity and the local community and our sympathies go out to his family)




This is just too hilarious to describe with one word. I’ve always thought segways made their rider look obsurd. :o)
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